The Gentle Scent Of Day Old Urine

Last week I posted a link to Tales From A Bar on The Webtender forum asking what other bartenders thought of my blog in an effort to gain some creative criticism. This is the only response I have received:

I read the first 7 of your "Ten Most Annoying Cocktails" list, wherein you
dissed the use of egg white in cocktails, slammed the Old Fashioned, and
stated that you hate muddling.

In that short space of thyme, and with all available evidence (actually, just
the evidence I could be arsed reading), my legendary powers led me to deduce
that this is a horrible, horrible blog full of loathing and hatred,
masquerading (badly) as arch wit and repartee.

This isn't Tales from a Bar. This is the equivalent of a bearded man, wobbling
on a street corner, bits of lunch and weevils stuck in his beard, filled to
the brim with fortified wine, gently scented with day-old urine, haranguing
passers-by in a rasping tenor about the vagaries and vicissitudes of life.

Just providing some feedback, like.

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