Lonely Planet

Foreigners who don’t tip can go fuck themselves. I travelled around the world on less than a shoe string budget for a few years…when I was younger…before cell phones and the high-speed internet. I went on a solo white mans walkabout…Australia, New Zealand, Africa, Indonesia, Thailand, Fiji, The Cook Islands, Mexico, Central America, etc. Before visiting each country…I would religiously study the respective Lonely Planet edition…learn about the culture…the customs…and remind myself that I wasn’t in fucking Kansas anymore. So tonight…was another busy one…we were two or three deep for several hours. I love bartending on crazy nights like these. Slam a Red Bull, shift gears into overdrive, feed on the energy of the crowd, concentrate, smile, and pound out cocktails as rapidly as possible. Time is money. Anyway, right in the middle of crunchtime…I took an order from a guy with a strong English accent for two house red wines, two Grey Goose and tonics, and four fucking Mojitos. I bit my tongue and made his beverages in rock star fashion…taking just enough time to prepare the silly Mojitos correctly. He smiled, said cheers…and promptly stiffed me. Really fucktard? In this day and age of information literally available a few keystrokes away…you haven’t yet figured out that it is customary here to show your gratitude to people in the service industry by tipping? This is how we put food on the table, pay our bills, and maybe after a year or two of hard work, slaving and saving…visit your country and spend our money attending a football match…this is how the world goes around. Take your cheer and stuff it up your ass. Ignorance is not an excuse anymore…fuckwit. Show some fucking respect. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26UA578yQ5g&playnext=1&list=PL2E8E4A6ACFEB410C&feature=results_main Fuck you!

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5 Responses to Lonely Planet

  1. Mandy says:

    Ugh, I swear they know and do this shit on purpose! They don’t get the fundamental concept of it, I guess. Did they ever come back for a second round?

  2. mary says:

    i actually fell like standing up and applauding this post,,a slow clap,,then thunderous applause. FFS! get a clue is right

  3. Mickie says:

    They know. They just know better. They are on a mission to tell this country that you should be paid a living wage. It’s the principle of the thing. Pretentious aholes. Better than the rest of us. They even end a statement with a question.
    They should pay you more then, SHOULDN’T THEY?
    I want to smack them every time they do it.

  4. What a dick. He does not tip in his country either because he is a twat.

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