Lemmings

I have chosen to live my life as far away as possible from the fallacies of American society. I prefer to think for myself, and do exactly what I want…instead of running along with the lemmings. I guess it all started when I decided to skip my high school graduation. I called the school and told them to mail me my diploma and that I wouldn’t be attending my graduation ceremony. I stated that since I had already technically graduated…why in the fuck would I show up to school once more when I didn’t have to. My parents weren’t exactly happy with that decision and my friends thought it was crazy. I thought they were crazy for actually going. That is how my mind operates. Religion is a fucking joke. I have never once attended a religious ceremony of any kind, never been to church, and never read one sentence out of a bible. Politics are a joke. I have never even bothered to register to vote. Traditional sports are a joke. I have watched one football game from start to finish in my entire life. I had a broken leg at the time, and must have still been in shock. The institution called marriage is yet another joke. One of the absolute worst customers you can have at your bar are a couple that has been married for ten years or more. They are so fucking bored with each other, they will individually constantly demand your attention in an effort live vicariously through you. So tonight…I had a couple belly up to the bar celebrating their 30th anniversary. They had the usual symptoms and I played along for several hours, bought them a few rounds, and stayed open way past last call in accommodation. When I finally closed it up for good, and told them I had to go home…they suddenly got all pissy with me, and stiffed me on their formidable tab. I was reality smacking them in the face. No…you cannot drain the life out of me anymore. Yes…you are now dealing with the dual dilemmas of somehow entertaining each other and wondering if you can actually have sex with the same person after 30 long years. I would have stiffed me too. Don’t be a fucking lemming. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDqlZjpSJCc