I am a single forty plus year old bartender. I have never been married, have no kids, and all of my serious relationships have ended in a catastrophic climax after a year or so. Finally…having learned my lesson…I happily abandoned the pursuit of a significant bother over two years ago…trading the quest for love in for the love of the one night stand. Women are incredibly observant creatures. Young and single girls come into the bar, immediately see me as the pig I have become, and run to the hills…older and married ones come in…witness me proudly swilling in my swine status…and smell a ripe opportunity to have some fun on the side. Yes…I have slept with a few married women. However, my conscience is clear because I don’t believe in the laws and rules associated with wedlock. Along with religion and politics…marriage is just another illusion created by our thriving society of fucking lemmings…another foolish fallacy of how and why we are expected to live our lives. I wouldn’t take it too seriously. If a loser bartender can break through the sacred institutions walls with relative ease and gorge on the forbidden fruits inside…the structure must be pretty weak. So tonight…as we approached last call…a stunning blonde lady I had served all evening along with her owner…broke away from the husband and approached me at the bar. After a bit of small talk, she bluntly asked for my number. I replied dryly with a…why?…as I glanced at the rock displayed on her ring finger. Without missing a beat, she said, “You know why.” Game on! I quickly scribbled my number on a cocktail napkin and slyly handed it across the bar to her. I hope she calls. Sometimes it’s fun to bring your work home with you.
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Sure it’s a great life, Caveman … but don’t you worry that this might all get old? Maybe 20-30 years from now?
“Staying to long at the fair?” Bah-Humbug.
It will be old in 2-3 years from now my friend. I am just trying to find my way out of the amusement park now.
Over the years I’ve come to the conclusion that very few people in this world can handle being tethered to a bartender. Can’t tell you how many of my relationships have ended disastrously due to my profession. No matter how trusting someone supposedly was or open minded; paranoia and jealousy would ultimately always win.
I fully agree, I can’t tell you how many married women I have slept with. Now I am dating someone, and I don’t trust her at all…lol… I know I should because she is my girlfriend, but there are guys like me out there. I am called “the boyfriend destroyer” for a reason. Now my boss wants to promote me to bar manager, and I know that with the hours I work with that, itll end because I wont be around. I don’t know what to do..
Andrew,
Not trusting her because there are guys like you is a cop out :p There being men willing to sleep with her regardless of her relationship status has nothing to do with her. You shouldn’t worry about their intentions but hers. If you are so sure that she’d easily cave to their advances then you shouldn’t be with her in the first place.
Combine that with your thinking that new hours will interfere, it sounds like your fishing for a reason not to be in the relationship. If you were truly into her, you’d find a way to make it work.
Let it go, and live your happily single life.