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Behind Bars

I am a career bartender. Bartending is the only way I know how to competently etch out my meager existence. Unless I win the lottery or become a drug dealer…I will be standing behind a bar the rest of my … Continue reading

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Drunk People Are Stupid

Bartending requires an incredible amount of patience and forgiveness when it comes to dealing with the intoxicated public night after night. Drunk people are stupid and interacting with stupid people every evening will drive you absolutely insane if you aren’t … Continue reading

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The Micros

The bar I work at requires two bartenders every night. Steve and I work the majority of the week together and years ago figured out to how maximize each others talents, creating a solid business partnership. He in infinitely better … Continue reading

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Blacklist

Over the years I have worked with a few bartenders who were basically alcoholics that indulged their thirsts on the job. I have noticed a trend develop with this type of non-professional bartender. At first, they will drink just a … Continue reading

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The Habanero Cocktail

An enjoyable part of tending bar are the relationships and friendships built with my fellow employees. Five long nights a week we join forces in an attempt to scrape out a living. From the dishwasher to the bartender…we share several … Continue reading

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The Lumberjack

One of the more interesting aspects of bartending is having to cut somebody off. The power is on our hands. When we cut someone off the decision is set in stone. There is no turning back and the entire establishment … Continue reading

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