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Muff Rider. My recipe is a little different from the standard. In a cocktail shaker...mix in two ounces of premium nigori sake with a half ounce of Malibu Rum and a healthy splash of fresh pineapple juice. Shake breifly and empty the contents into a highball. Cap with sprite and garnish with a lemon spiral.Bar Banter
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The Stupid Gene
I get asked an astounding amount of stupid questions every single night at the bar. It’s a constant barrage of ignorance from both sides…the customers and the employees. I seriously wonder how some of these people tie their shoes in … Continue reading →
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Drunk People Are Stupid
Bartending requires an incredible amount of patience and forgiveness when it comes to dealing with the intoxicated public night after night. Drunk people are stupid and interacting with stupid people every evening will drive you absolutely insane if you aren’t … Continue reading →