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The Habanero Cocktail

An enjoyable part of tending bar are the relationships and friendships built with my fellow employees. Five long nights a week we join forces in an attempt to scrape out a living. From the dishwasher to the bartender…we share several … Continue reading

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Psychological Warfare

Over the last few months I have become pretty good friends with one of the bartenders…Gary…that works across the street. He is an amiable character and we share similar views and visions about tending bar. Once or twice a week … Continue reading

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Fart Wars

Lets face it, farting is great fun. A nice loud and stinky fart shared among your fellow workers is a great source of entertainment. I remember years ago as a waiter, before I moved on to bartending, I used to love … Continue reading

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Dragon Bite

I have had a lot of success with one of my new pyrotechnic shooters, The Green Dragon. Check out the recipe on my Liquid Fusion page. Anyway, tonight I had the honor of working with one of our most annoying … Continue reading

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The Neophyte

The bar I work at is in a fairly small community. Most of the watering holes are within walking distance. All the bartenders basically know each other as we drink at each others establishments on our days off and after … Continue reading

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Spiked

Contrary to popular belief, bartending is far from a glamorous episode out of the movie Cocktail. Tom Cruise wouldnt fucking last a minute. It’s a tough job, both physically and mentally. We stand on our feet for hours on end, … Continue reading

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