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Monkeyball
I am thankful I don’t work in a sports bar because I find most mainstream sports…boring…at best. I will never understand societies infatuation with the equivalent of watching a bunch of monkeys fight over a banana. Excessively zealous fans who … Continue reading →
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Tagged banana, banana tossing, bar tales, bartenders philosophy on mainstream sports, bartending, Bud Light, chicken wings, double backflip, fans, football, football fans, fuck, fucktard, monkeyball, monkeys, Red Bull, single-minded back seat drivers, sport fans, sports, sports bar, travis pastrana, x-games
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The Chasm
Bartending is an adventure into an environment where the boundaries are constantly changing. Every shift is like taking a roller coaster ride in social economics. One moment you will be watching a lonely customer with pity…sifting desperately through his wallet…wondering … Continue reading →
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Tagged bartending, beer, Bud Light, cristal, economic roller coaster, facebook, Google, last call, louis roederer cristal, napster, pay pal, social boundaries, the chasm
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The Stupid Gene
I get asked an astounding amount of stupid questions every single night at the bar. It’s a constant barrage of ignorance from both sides…the customers and the employees. I seriously wonder how some of these people tie their shoes in … Continue reading →
Posted in Social Catastrophes
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Tagged 101 stupid questions, angry bartender, angry monkey bartender, bartenders blog, Bud Light, cocktail napkin, dumbing down, idiocracy, last call, stupid gene, stupid people, stupid questions at a bar, the angry monkey, the stupid gene, true bar stories
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This Bartender Really Hates You Too
A friend of mine told me I should have called this blog Donkey Tales. In retrospect, that would have been a catchy title, especially considering most people generally act like jackasses in bars. Oh well, I guess I will save … Continue reading →
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Tagged bartending blog, Bud Light, horrible customers, this bartender really hates you, true bar stories
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The Crutch
Working in the service industry is hard, to say the least. Dealing with people for hours on end in a usually high pace environment takes its toll both emotionally and physically. Sometimes, you just have to sneak a cocktail on … Continue reading →
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Tagged bartending blogs, Bud Light, Corona, crutches, drinking at work, New Years Eve, rookie employees, Thanksgiving
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