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Monkeyball

I am thankful I don’t work in a sports bar because I find most mainstream sports…boring…at best. I will never understand societies infatuation with the equivalent of watching a bunch of monkeys fight over a banana. Excessively zealous fans who … Continue reading

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The Late Riser

“In the army, we do more before 9am than most people do all day.” This is the governments way of selling a dream. It sounds more like a fucking nightmare to me. Working as a professional bartender in the evenings … Continue reading

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Lonely Planet

Foreigners who don’t tip can go fuck themselves. I travelled around the world on less than a shoe string budget for a few years…when I was younger…before cell phones and the high-speed internet. I went on a solo white mans … Continue reading

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