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Shocker. A Korean style slammer. Pour three quarter ounces of soju in a shot glass...fill with sprite and a dash of fresh lemon juice over the top...cap with a couple of cocktail napkins...and slam it on the bar.Bar Banter
What is printed at the bottom of beer bottles in Poland? Open At Other End!Quote
"Maybe some folks are alcoholics and others are just voluntary drunks. Maybe some folks drink due to body chemistry and others due to their lazy characters. Maybe some have drinking problems, while others have problems enough to drink." -- George JonesIts A Little Known Fact…
Soju...the liquor of choice in South Korea dating back to the 13th century Mongol invasions...is currently the worlds top selling spirit!Blogroll
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Monkeyball
I am thankful I don’t work in a sports bar because I find most mainstream sports…boring…at best. I will never understand societies infatuation with the equivalent of watching a bunch of monkeys fight over a banana. Excessively zealous fans who … Continue reading →
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Tagged banana, banana tossing, bar tales, bartenders philosophy on mainstream sports, bartending, Bud Light, chicken wings, double backflip, fans, football, football fans, fuck, fucktard, monkeyball, monkeys, Red Bull, single-minded back seat drivers, sport fans, sports, sports bar, travis pastrana, x-games
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The Late Riser
“In the army, we do more before 9am than most people do all day.” This is the governments way of selling a dream. It sounds more like a fucking nightmare to me. Working as a professional bartender in the evenings … Continue reading →
Lonely Planet
Foreigners who don’t tip can go fuck themselves. I travelled around the world on less than a shoe string budget for a few years…when I was younger…before cell phones and the high-speed internet. I went on a solo white mans … Continue reading →
Posted in Social Catastrophes
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Tagged fuck, fuck you, fucking, fucktard, fuckwit, Grey Goose, lonely planet, Mojitos, Red Bull, the word fuck, time is money, true bartending stories, white mans walkabout
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