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The Office With A Bathroom
I start off every week by promising myself that I won’t go out for drinks after work. Instead…I will be diligent, save my hard-earned tips, go straight home, wash some Top Ramen down with a couple of beers, watch South … Continue reading →
Monkeyball
I am thankful I don’t work in a sports bar because I find most mainstream sports…boring…at best. I will never understand societies infatuation with the equivalent of watching a bunch of monkeys fight over a banana. Excessively zealous fans who … Continue reading →
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Tagged banana, banana tossing, bar tales, bartenders philosophy on mainstream sports, bartending, Bud Light, chicken wings, double backflip, fans, football, football fans, fuck, fucktard, monkeyball, monkeys, Red Bull, single-minded back seat drivers, sport fans, sports, sports bar, travis pastrana, x-games
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Lonely Planet
Foreigners who don’t tip can go fuck themselves. I travelled around the world on less than a shoe string budget for a few years…when I was younger…before cell phones and the high-speed internet. I went on a solo white mans … Continue reading →
Posted in Social Catastrophes
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Tagged fuck, fuck you, fucking, fucktard, fuckwit, Grey Goose, lonely planet, Mojitos, Red Bull, the word fuck, time is money, true bartending stories, white mans walkabout
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Guerilla Tactics
One of the more enjoyable aspects of bartending for me is engaging in practical jokes and various pranks with other employees in the service industry. It’s important to incorporate a bit of fun into the job. A couple of months … Continue reading →
New Years Eve
Well, I made it through my twelve busy nights in a row. Things went much smoother than I originally anticipated at the beginning of all of this. The cocktail waitresses kicked it into gear after those first few nights and … Continue reading →
Posted in Interesting Guests
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Tagged alcohol poisoning, bartending blogs, Dom Perignon, drunk athletes, drunk celebrities, New Years Eve, Red Bull, true bar stories
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The Cup Of Shame
The busy season has finally arrived at my bar which is great because I am currently broker than a crack smoker. I have been scheduled twelve shifts in a row, the last one being New Years Eve. Thankfully, after the … Continue reading →
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Tagged bar pranks, bartenders blog, Cup of Shame, New Years Eve, Red Bull, stab your ticket, true bar stories
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Spiked
Contrary to popular belief, bartending is far from a glamorous episode out of the movie Cocktail. Tom Cruise wouldnt fucking last a minute. It’s a tough job, both physically and mentally. We stand on our feet for hours on end, … Continue reading →
Posted in Punked
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Tagged Bacardi Limon, bar jokes, bar pranks, bartending blogs, bartending stories, Cocktail, Red Bull, Tom Cruise, why bartending is not glamorous
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